Damn. I hate talking about myself. Eh. Well, I'm an aspiring writer, a mediocre artist, a creature of little means and a terminally inappropriate sense of humor. I'm a die-hard gamer and they can take my dice away from me when they pry them from my cold, dead hand after hacking the life from my reanimated corpse with a wood axe. I own a small, striped demon masquerading as a house cat. I do not play well with others. Contents under pressure. May disturb sensitive viewers. Keep away from small children. You have been warned.